If your character was a hero or a hench ...

[Bedo]

Battle Quotes:

Put another shrimp on the barbie mate!

Hot enough for ya?

Is it a bird? , Is it a plane? ... No its a meteor shower!

Smells like victory..

Smoking is bad for you.


Idle Quotes:

I knew I should have bought that horse, my feet are killing me.

99 bottles of beer on the wall..

Can I borrow a lighter?

How big can this continent be?

[VJ Elfins]

Fun!

Here are some battle-quotes for Yridia:

I put my curse on you.

Ahh, finally got that knot out of my spine!

I´m a blood-donor...

Possible ones for Dew:

Just hunting for food here.

Can you see me attacking you? Then you´re too close.

No idea where these arrows come from, but I know where they´re going.

(Edit) You´re an environmental hazard!

[Chrono]

Quotes for ye olde Chrono;

I could use some sleep

Where is Livia?!

I'll have a beer!

Always remember the 5 D's of Dodgeball!

Dodge, duck, dip dive and .... dodge

I'M THE BIGGEST HATER!

Battle Quotes;

BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

I fought Chuck Norris and won!

I seriously need some sleep!

Are you asking me for a CHAAALLEEENGEEEEEEE?!?!

I quit!

Touché!

What can I say about your coat that hasn't been said about Afghanistan?

Next person to say something while I'm talking gets shot! Please believe that..


Yeah some quotes in there, mainly Chappelle Show & Dodgeball, just like I do in real life

[Deathaxe]

Made these for my warrior and dervish, enjoy. :3

Get mad, then get over it.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Don't panic. Don't panic. Don't panic. ... ALL RIGHT, NOW PANIC

Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.

Find your aim in life, before you run out of ammunition

I can resist anything but temptation.

I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.


I don't have to be dead to donate my organ. Want it?

If they call it tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

One atom bomb can really ruin your day.

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

The sixth sheikh's sixth sheep's sick.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

Welcome to Tyria/Elona/Cantha, now go home.

Those without heads do not need hats.

Mesmer: It’s not an optical illusion- it just looks like one.

Mesmer: If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

[Sureshot Darkstorm]

Sureshots Battle Quotes:

Ok you let me win and i'll give you this lovely cake my mom baked

Haha! With no mesmers I am invinci..... Oh crap

Oh great, thats right chase me and don't notice the warrior

Can you just give me a minute to trap and then come back?

Oh crap I left the oven on... i'll brb

Sorry I seemed to have stained your sword with my blood

*snugglepounce* Oooops, yeah sorry I thought you were someone else

Erm has anyone else noticed there's like 40 of them and 8 of us? Yeah? Ok I was just checking *note to self: run like hell*

[Rand]

Some quotes for Rand:

Battle Quotes:

Damn Assassins you aren't a warrior!

Damn warriors don't run back to me when you're getting you ass kicked.

Yes! Yes! I know....you don't have a rez or self heal! >.<

Heal the turtles! Heal the turtles! Heal the turtles!

How the heck am I supposed to heal you when you are 4 aggro circles away??

No I won't heal your minions or pets!! Not my job!

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!!

You're going to need a bigger bow!!

Idle quotes:

I know we all die sooner or later!  But it's my job to make sure it's later rather than sooner!

You can't heal stupidity!!

Do or do not!  There is no try!

Mesmers gotta love them!  Except when they are on the other side of the battle!!

Got monk?

[A L A S K A]

Grenths Battle quotes:

"Ummm...ummm...victorious sweep!"

"Hi..you don't know me, but i'm about to kill you..1..2...oh dear..guess i don't realise my own strength"

"Are you still alive?..let's fix that, shall we?"

"Mind if i test my Scythe on your face?"

"Im so sorry....HAHA, no im not!"

"For Elona!..oops..doesnt Turai Ossa say that in the bonus mission pack?..*cough*..my bad.."

"Wow..my scythe looks awesome up close!..wanna see?

Grenth Idle Quotes:

"You know, i love Elona,...the scenery..the market stalls..the Lightbringer bounties and Kournans to slay, life is good"

"Umm...oh dear..i'm not goin anywhere..could you please press W or the up arrow on your keyboard? Much appreciated."

"Can we charge now?..still afk, huh?..no worries.."

[Kadin]

Battle Quotes
"Blood makes the grass grow...I make the blood flow!"

"We're surrounded...good."

"You won't be missed."

"MEDIC! er...MONK! I NEED A MONK!"

"Pink mist and a memory..."

"Time to pay the piper."

Idle Quotes
"Remember that time when we did stuff?"

"Not that I have better things to do but, if I have to be here with you, I'd like to at least enjoy doing something."

"I can't even comment about the weather 'cause it hasn't changed since we started doing nothing!"

"The wind may kiss the treetops high. The bird may kiss the butterfly. The wine may kiss the sparkling glass. But all you motherf*****s can kiss my ass."

"Behave, Whisp."

[the forests wisper]

billys battle quotes:

meh, this is tame. :O DIVERSION!!!!!!

dear talkora, plz dont remove your own diversion by casting holy veil, just a thought.

dear all desert dwelling scarabs, FOC OFF!


hint: dshot me again and i will take this arrow and shove it.

whats the hex!?!?!

mesmer mesmer! Get it off!!! QQ

HOLY SH, INFUSE!!!

would u like fries with that?

welcome to epic fail, population you.


idle quotes:

i can haz ipod hax!

kess is a haxor

dwayna, rule 34. no exceptions.

/facepalm

this is hard mode, lets split and find the last few foes.

rez sig, i hear it is gud.

do u ever get them moments were...




theirs a whole load more but my brain i going nub from the lolz XD